Considering all the walking posts of him going to acting classes and drinking coffee like he actually breathes caffeine or something (IDEK), this being a pre-Trek movie is the only explanation that makes sense. Hilariously, this movie would have done better if they'd released it on time! Right now, it's like if Michael Moore suddenly decided the world needed another doc about George Bush. Avian flu is old meme and I wouldn't watch it even for the CPine factor (and I watched Blind Dating. On Youtube, but still).

Newly-minted It Boys and Girls must remain ever-vigilant of those old 'it's a paycheck' jobs coming back to haunt them in the middle of their 15 minutes.