I say bigamy, you say "unicorn"

[merrily]

I find it very, very funny that the Toronto papers are following an ongoing story about bigamy. I'd like to be sympathetic to the poor women involved, but really, anyone who finds it charming to receive letters from a man who claims that he "could sense your tender notes of love borne on the wings of a unicorn" doesn't get my pity.

UNICORN.

Ladies and gentlement of the flist, this may be obvious, but if you get billets doux that mention unicorns? BREAK IT OFF.

I really wanted to steal rageprufrock's Joe-Flanigan-on-a-unicorn icon for this post, but I'm heroically refraining.