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Things that are not fair
I've been hitting the gym religiously for the last two months. It's been a good distraction from all the terrible things that 2011 brought to the party, and also the bit where I'm having an early-30s life crisis.
I've lost about 15 lbs, and my muscle tone has improved dramatically.
However.
It turns out that when you are genetically coded for generous, R. Crumb-esque thighs, neither a running or weightlifting practice will do much to reduce them. No, instead they are turning into equally-diametred muscle.
On one hand, yay, less jiggle. On the other hand, I would like to find some pants that fit, goddamnit.
I'm basically resigned to spending a good chunk of my disposable income on tailoring from here on in.
I've lost about 15 lbs, and my muscle tone has improved dramatically.
However.
It turns out that when you are genetically coded for generous, R. Crumb-esque thighs, neither a running or weightlifting practice will do much to reduce them. No, instead they are turning into equally-diametred muscle.
On one hand, yay, less jiggle. On the other hand, I would like to find some pants that fit, goddamnit.
I'm basically resigned to spending a good chunk of my disposable income on tailoring from here on in.