Punk-Ass Book Jockey

OK LOOK.

Can we please talk about how Benedict Cumberbatch deleted his Facebook account?

I know this is a thing that I'm not supposed to know about, BUT I DO.

Discuss.

Flatmate: Mer, you've just sighed, like, a billion times.

Me: I have a problem.

Flatmate: What kind of problem?

Me: I have a crush on an unobtainable man.

Me: I'm slightly comforted by the fact that I am not the only one with this problem.

Flatmate: You're talking about that Sherlock dude again, aren't you.

Me: ... Yes.

Flatmate: You're never going to date him.

Me: Let's just pretend otherwise for, like, five minutes.