Flatmate: Mer, you've just sighed, like, a billion times.
Me: I have a problem.
Flatmate: What kind of problem?
Me: I have a crush on an unobtainable man.
Me: I'm slightly comforted by the fact that I
am not the only one with this problem.
Flatmate: You're talking about that Sherlock dude again, aren't you.
Me: ... Yes.
Flatmate: You're never going to date him.
Me: Let's just pretend otherwise for, like, five minutes.