A CONVERSATION I JUST HAD IN MY KITCHEN

[merrily]

Flatmate: Mer, you've just sighed, like, a billion times.

Me: I have a problem.

Flatmate: What kind of problem?

Me: I have a crush on an unobtainable man.

Me: I'm slightly comforted by the fact that I am not the only one with this problem.

Flatmate: You're talking about that Sherlock dude again, aren't you.

Me: ... Yes.

Flatmate: You're never going to date him.

Me: Let's just pretend otherwise for, like, five minutes.

Comments

[malnpudl]

You are so very not alone in this. Trufax.

And hey, willing suspension of disbelief! It's, like, fandom's gift, right?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[merrily]

And hey, willing suspension of disbelief! It's, like, fandom's gift, right?

Fandom basically trains us in this! Fandom, you jerkface.

You are so very not alone in this.

I know. He's the thinking, guy-preferring-person's Kryptonite. Solidarity.

[sesquipedaliatic]

I mostly prefer girls, and he's DEFINITELY my Kryptonite too. Hnnnnng. That face. That voice. That EVERYTHING.

[amadi]

My take on it is that serendipity occurs. He's in North America right now. Things could happen. You never know.

[merrily]

That's true. But it's unlikely that his flight from LA to London will have a layover in Toronto. At my house.

[amadi]

Actually, last i heard, he was actually in Canada. Second unit shooting. I don't know exactly where. Hmmm.

[merrily]

The internet is being unforthcoming! Is this for Star Trek II?

[amadi]

I've got to presume. I was surprised. I'm trying to remember exactly where I saw that. I want to say it was a comment Zoe Saldana made at Sundance...

[merrily]

The City of Toronto handily keeps a list available online of current productions filming in the city.

None of them look like code names for Star Trek II to me. Sad.