They should just have tagged this "fan service" and left us to expire happily

[merrily]

THIRTY-THREE MORE PICTURES (yeah, I said thirty-three!) HERE!

Comments

[grammarwoman]

I'm sorry, was there something else in this picture other than CPine's HELLO-THERE crotch? *grin*

This RPF would be EPIC.

[merrily]

The costume-designers have put him in really ill-fitting pants, there, haven't they? But indeed, that is what his lower half seems to be saying. "I AM A CROTCH. HELLO."

[waketosleep]

brb, dressing in my pullin' clothes and going to vancouver.

[merrily]

Ooo, pullin' clothes! I need to get some of those.

[mklutz]

So Pru and I just sketched out the hypothetical plot of this movie if this were cover art on say, a big bang post or whatever. Pasting it up-edited for your entertainment:

MK
now they have a kid
when did that happen
My impression of the plot of this movie, if this were the manip coverart on a com:
THard is a bad boy who has been dating CPine, sales rep, since they made out behind the cotton candy stand at the local fair in middle school
7:31 AM now they have been married for eight years and have a baby

will the pressures of CPine's sales numbers and THard's need to storm off on his motorbike occasionally ruin the relationship? Or will they find themselves again

Pru
7:32 AM
I would watch the SHIT out of that movie

MK
7:32 AM
through their child's adorable karate class

Pru
7:32 AM
basically that is my perfect movie
except for the part where sadly i want chris pine's role
7:32 AM to be played by jgl

Pru
7:33 AM
basiclaly
plus let's all agree
if any bad boy is going to savagely fuck chris pine

MK
7:33 AM
it's ZQ, yes

Pru
7:33 AM
it's going to be zq
yes

MK
7:33 AM
but he can't pull off being the biker guy

Pru
7:33 AM
also i'm pretty sure thard is the one
that has feelings
7:33 AM and cries

MK
7:34 AM
so you're right, CPine will be played by JGL

Pru
7:34 AM
so he's sort of the pussy in this relationship

MK
7:34 AM
THarrd has so many feelings that sometimes he rides off, gets to a bar, drinks his sorrows
7:34 AM and then has to call CPine for a ride home like a pussy

Pru
7:34 AM
it's true

MK
7:34 AM
because he knows he would be incredibly angry if he tried to ride his bike home like that




......The end.

[xenakis]

I hope to God someone had the forethought to nominate this movie as a Yuletide fandom (both canon and RPS).

I want it. I want it like burning.

[mklutz]

Right? I need to be hired as someone who gets paid to throw movie ideas at production companies.

[merrily]

I think that job is something you just start doing, and eventually people pay you money.

[mklutz]

Damn. Can't they just accept that I am amazing and pay me for it?

[merrily]

*claps*

That movie would be wicked awesome. You should write the script. It'll be like "The Kids Are All Right" except with dudes and karate.

[mklutz]

What I should do is kidnap Leupagus and get her to write the script for me.

[merrily]

Ooo, also an excellent plan.