The costume-designers have put him in really ill-fitting pants, there, haven't they? But indeed, that is what his lower half seems to be saying. "I AM A CROTCH. HELLO."
So Pru and I just sketched out the hypothetical plot of this movie if this were cover art on say, a big bang post or whatever. Pasting it up-edited for your entertainment:
MK now they have a kid when did that happen My impression of the plot of this movie, if this were the manip coverart on a com: THard is a bad boy who has been dating CPine, sales rep, since they made out behind the cotton candy stand at the local fair in middle school 7:31 AM now they have been married for eight years and have a baby
will the pressures of CPine's sales numbers and THard's need to storm off on his motorbike occasionally ruin the relationship? Or will they find themselves again
Pru 7:32 AM I would watch the SHIT out of that movie
MK 7:32 AM through their child's adorable karate class
Pru 7:32 AM basically that is my perfect movie except for the part where sadly i want chris pine's role 7:32 AM to be played by jgl
Pru 7:33 AM basiclaly plus let's all agree if any bad boy is going to savagely fuck chris pine
MK 7:33 AM it's ZQ, yes
Pru 7:33 AM it's going to be zq yes
MK 7:33 AM but he can't pull off being the biker guy
Pru 7:33 AM also i'm pretty sure thard is the one that has feelings 7:33 AM and cries
MK 7:34 AM so you're right, CPine will be played by JGL
Pru 7:34 AM so he's sort of the pussy in this relationship
MK 7:34 AM THarrd has so many feelings that sometimes he rides off, gets to a bar, drinks his sorrows 7:34 AM and then has to call CPine for a ride home like a pussy
Pru 7:34 AM it's true
MK 7:34 AM because he knows he would be incredibly angry if he tried to ride his bike home like that
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Date: 2010-10-23 04:37 am (UTC)This RPF would be EPIC.
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Date: 2010-10-23 11:37 am (UTC)MK
now they have a kid
when did that happen
My impression of the plot of this movie, if this were the manip coverart on a com:
THard is a bad boy who has been dating CPine, sales rep, since they made out behind the cotton candy stand at the local fair in middle school
7:31 AM now they have been married for eight years and have a baby
will the pressures of CPine's sales numbers and THard's need to storm off on his motorbike occasionally ruin the relationship? Or will they find themselves again
Pru
7:32 AM
I would watch the SHIT out of that movie
MK
7:32 AM
through their child's adorable karate class
Pru
7:32 AM
basically that is my perfect movie
except for the part where sadly i want chris pine's role
7:32 AM to be played by jgl
Pru
7:33 AM
basiclaly
plus let's all agree
if any bad boy is going to savagely fuck chris pine
MK
7:33 AM
it's ZQ, yes
Pru
7:33 AM
it's going to be zq
yes
MK
7:33 AM
but he can't pull off being the biker guy
Pru
7:33 AM
also i'm pretty sure thard is the one
that has feelings
7:33 AM and cries
MK
7:34 AM
so you're right, CPine will be played by JGL
Pru
7:34 AM
so he's sort of the pussy in this relationship
MK
7:34 AM
THarrd has so many feelings that sometimes he rides off, gets to a bar, drinks his sorrows
7:34 AM and then has to call CPine for a ride home like a pussy
Pru
7:34 AM
it's true
MK
7:34 AM
because he knows he would be incredibly angry if he tried to ride his bike home like that
......The end.
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Date: 2010-10-23 01:03 pm (UTC)I want it. I want it like burning.
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Date: 2010-10-23 01:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-23 02:18 pm (UTC)That movie would be wicked awesome. You should write the script. It'll be like "The Kids Are All Right" except with dudes and karate.
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Date: 2010-10-23 02:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-10-23 02:21 pm (UTC)