We'll find a pond; we'll find a puddle

(Hey, this isn't safe for work, if your place of work is anything like mine.)

(If you can't see the embedded vid, it's on YouTube here.)

(Also, I feel it might be appropriate to point out that a rubber duck sex toy does, in fact, exist, although obviously that's not what Pat Robertson meant, unless he's a much different person than I've always thought.)