I really want to read your fic. I _want_ to --

[merrily]

but as soon as you throw in a line like "I want to fuck you just like this - no condom, no lube..." I'm gonna close the window. It's not the condom that I care about -- it's the part where the asshole DOESN'T LUBRICATE ITSELF OH MY GOD. Do me a favour, oh-people-considering-writing-slash-sans-lube, go try putting something in your own anus without using lube, and see how that goes.

I mean, I guess I can buy that very stupid people might do that their first time, but why do I want to read a story about very stupid people hurting themselves?

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[valiant.livejournal.com]

Wow, seriously. Hello back button, my old friend. DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER, TAKE IT FROM MEEEE.