Sometimes it's him, and he helps me grade, and offers really good advice about dealing with, you know, my life, and sometimes it's me, and I bring a bottle of red wine, and teach him to stop drinking white zinfandel for the love of god, and I edit his fanfic.
He totally drinks white wine. Or rose. No, wait - he's a Mormon, isn't he? So maybe you'll just have to teach him to drink, period. After he helps you grade.
(I'm imagining his little furrowed brow now as he reads essays and comes across incomprehensible parts. JFD. STOPPIT.)
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Date: 2009-04-21 04:06 am (UTC)From my
laphand.Wait, is he bringing you cookies? Or are you bringing him cookies?
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Date: 2009-04-21 04:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-21 04:20 am (UTC)He totally drinks white wine. Or rose. No, wait - he's a Mormon, isn't he? So maybe you'll just have to teach him to drink, period. After he helps you grade.
(I'm imagining his little furrowed brow now as he reads essays and comes across incomprehensible parts. JFD. STOPPIT.)