my brain, you are crazy.

[merrily]

Oh hey, I just remembered that last night I had a dream where I was a lieutenant on the Enterprise and was best friends with Hikaru Sulu and Geordi LaForge. In my dream, we'd been drinking for hours, it was late, Hikaru kissed me, and Geordi looked terribly unhappy. I realized he'd been carrying a flame for me, and I said, "oh honey, I didn't know" and he said "that's okay, I understand if you have a problem with..." and I said "what?" and he said, "you know," and I said "what?" and he said "the visor."

And then we decided to try a relationship, all three of us, but before we left for Hikaru's room, I woke up.

Goddamnit.

(Also, hey brain, can we dream about Jim Kirk tonight instead, please? I swear I have never thought of Geordi that way! with or without the visor!)

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[merrily]

POOR GEORDI.