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Feb. 11th, 2007 12:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
merrilyI am trying really hard to watch Boa Vs. Python, but dude. SRSLY. The bombast. The utter, utter bombast, which is underscored nicely by a musical score composed of .... bombast. The dialogue: DH (as Dr. Emmett, extremely excited and pleased) -- "You've got amazing equipment!" (pause) "I mean, um..." AND THERE'S A NAKED BATH SEQUENCE IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES. WITH SNAKES.
Also, there are sex scenes with snakes. WHERE THE SNAKES ARE HELPING WITH THE SEXING.
Dave, I know a guy's gotta eat. And I've done my share ofunfortunate interesting Topsekrit-I-Pretend-They-Never-Happened jobs. BUT OMG.
I've been fastforwarding through to DH's bits (not his equipment; his scenes), and that's making it a little more bearable. Still. God.
Also, there are sex scenes with snakes. WHERE THE SNAKES ARE HELPING WITH THE SEXING.
Dave, I know a guy's gotta eat. And I've done my share of
I've been fastforwarding through to DH's bits (not his equipment; his scenes), and that's making it a little more bearable. Still. God.