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I am trying really hard to watch Boa Vs. Python, but dude. SRSLY. The bombast. The utter, utter bombast, which is underscored nicely by a musical score composed of .... bombast. The dialogue: DH (as Dr. Emmett, extremely excited and pleased) -- "You've got amazing equipment!" (pause) "I mean, um..." AND THERE'S A NAKED BATH SEQUENCE IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES. WITH SNAKES.

Also, there are sex scenes with snakes. WHERE THE SNAKES ARE HELPING WITH THE SEXING.

Dave, I know a guy's gotta eat. And I've done my share of unfortunate interesting Topsekrit-I-Pretend-They-Never-Happened jobs. BUT OMG.

I've been fastforwarding through to DH's bits (not his equipment; his scenes), and that's making it a little more bearable. Still. God.

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Dear LJ-ers,

If you get a notification that you've been dropped from my flist, it is not because you are not awesome. It is because a) you've moved on to fandoms that I'm not part of, b) you haven't posted anything (that I can read) to your journal for more than three months, c) we don't interact regularly or haven't ever.

I'm fairly sure none of you are going to be all emo and highschool about it, but this is a pre-emptive 'don't be hurt' note. In return, I'm not going to be hurt if any of you feel like there's no reason for you to read my navel-gazing.

Love,
Rae