Ladies and gentlemen, may I draw your attention to The List of 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed to Do In The US Army, written by a soldier who, um, is possibly too creative for his job.
The ones I love best, so far:
I laughed until I cried, guys *but as a responsible reccer I should probably warn you that some things on the list might be sliiiiiightly offensive to some readers. Not to you, though,![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
30toseoul.*
The ones I love best, so far:
#73: No military functions are to be performed “Skyclad”.
83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about….”
142. “Calvin-Ball” is not authorized PT.
I laughed until I cried, guys *but as a responsible reccer I should probably warn you that some things on the list might be sliiiiiightly offensive to some readers. Not to you, though,
30toseoul.*