My first meme!
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Name Ten Fictional Characters you would sleep with, and why
From Harry Potter
1 & 2. Sirius/Remus. They go together, and I want them post-Azkaban, post-BroughtBackBlack, and with as little angst as is possible from this pairing. Why? does it even need to be spelled out? Sirius is boundless charm and beauty, Remus is relentless and thorough, and they know each other well enough to spend lots of time on me.
From ST: TNG
3. Riker, but only clean-shaven. I want to see what the big freakin' deal is, and yes, I'm prepared to be disappointed.
From the Dune books:
4. Duncan, the ChapterHouse one. The flawed Adam. He's irresistible.
From LOTR
5. Boromir. Hot for the same reason that Conservatives are hot: he's a big alpha-male jerk.
From the L'Engleverse
6 & 7. Sandy & Dennys Murry. Where's the twincest about them? I mean, they both loved the same girl, and they were okay with it. I like hockey-playing average-joes from super-brainiac families.
From the Jossverse
8. Dark!Wesley. Please? It's okay if someone's locked in the closed while we're occupied. I like the bookish men, particularly when they get all bossy.
9. Giles, same reason as dark!Wesley
10. Mal *blushes*. I can't help it. He's so, Mal, y'know? Bluster and tenderness and captainy and forthright and in need of some lovin'.
and lastly, with bravado
11. Neil Gaiman. Yes, I know he's a real person, but surely that hair is partially fictional? I can't help breaking the meme rules, I love him so much. Really. It's almost painful. He's so beautiful and good. Mostly, I'm just happy that he's in the world, because I'm not an idiot, and that's all I'm going to get and that's okay. Sigh.
From Harry Potter
1 & 2. Sirius/Remus. They go together, and I want them post-Azkaban, post-BroughtBackBlack, and with as little angst as is possible from this pairing. Why? does it even need to be spelled out? Sirius is boundless charm and beauty, Remus is relentless and thorough, and they know each other well enough to spend lots of time on me.
From ST: TNG
3. Riker, but only clean-shaven. I want to see what the big freakin' deal is, and yes, I'm prepared to be disappointed.
From the Dune books:
4. Duncan, the ChapterHouse one. The flawed Adam. He's irresistible.
From LOTR
5. Boromir. Hot for the same reason that Conservatives are hot: he's a big alpha-male jerk.
From the L'Engleverse
6 & 7. Sandy & Dennys Murry. Where's the twincest about them? I mean, they both loved the same girl, and they were okay with it. I like hockey-playing average-joes from super-brainiac families.
From the Jossverse
8. Dark!Wesley. Please? It's okay if someone's locked in the closed while we're occupied. I like the bookish men, particularly when they get all bossy.
9. Giles, same reason as dark!Wesley
10. Mal *blushes*. I can't help it. He's so, Mal, y'know? Bluster and tenderness and captainy and forthright and in need of some lovin'.
and lastly, with bravado
11. Neil Gaiman. Yes, I know he's a real person, but surely that hair is partially fictional? I can't help breaking the meme rules, I love him so much. Really. It's almost painful. He's so beautiful and good. Mostly, I'm just happy that he's in the world, because I'm not an idiot, and that's all I'm going to get and that's okay. Sigh.