Dudes. DUDES.
Nov. 25th, 2007 05:35 pmSo, there's a comm called
strangefandom where people try to figure out the plotlines of fandoms with which they're unfamiliar... by watching and analysing songvids.
(If you fail to understand why this is hysterically genius, imagine if Closer was all the information you had about the relationships and story arcs of ST:OS.)
Anyway, today I found the entry for SG:A. Excerpt:
Specifically, it's about the torrid love affair between Tough and Cuddles. Tough isn't sure he really is gay and keep rebuffing Cuddles's advances. [...] Since Cuddles is a genius and in love with Tough, he asks Pink Lady (I think I'm going to call her Grace Kelly :p) for advice. Grace Kelly does her best to make Cuddles the prettiest darn Stargatey guy that ever wore a uniform. Nothing seems to work though; no matter how many times he asks Grace Kelly for advice, Cuddles just keeps getting turned down. So he decides maybe he's better off becoming a better fighter to impress Tough. He chooses to shoot things and wave at Tough, and it works! Tough grabs him in a suitably manly fashion and they're off! There's kissing! And meeting excitedly in the hangar! And strolling through forests. Strolling is very important.
I AM HOOKED.
(If you fail to understand why this is hysterically genius, imagine if Closer was all the information you had about the relationships and story arcs of ST:OS.)
Anyway, today I found the entry for SG:A. Excerpt:
Specifically, it's about the torrid love affair between Tough and Cuddles. Tough isn't sure he really is gay and keep rebuffing Cuddles's advances. [...] Since Cuddles is a genius and in love with Tough, he asks Pink Lady (I think I'm going to call her Grace Kelly :p) for advice. Grace Kelly does her best to make Cuddles the prettiest darn Stargatey guy that ever wore a uniform. Nothing seems to work though; no matter how many times he asks Grace Kelly for advice, Cuddles just keeps getting turned down. So he decides maybe he's better off becoming a better fighter to impress Tough. He chooses to shoot things and wave at Tough, and it works! Tough grabs him in a suitably manly fashion and they're off! There's kissing! And meeting excitedly in the hangar! And strolling through forests. Strolling is very important.
I AM HOOKED.
Re: also
Date: 2007-11-25 11:28 pm (UTC)Mathnet! Didn't you watch that, back in the mid-80s? It was a Dragnet parody that ran as a segment on Square One, where the "cops" had calculators in their holsters and would shout "Freeze! Mathematicians!". They had to use mathematical principles to solve things. The opening voice-over was "The story you are about to read is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real."
Anyway, in this one John is from Mathnet, and gets sent to Atlantis to be the Mathnet liasion.
Taking a break from the McShep? *whimper*
I mean, I guess if you're focusing on things with Lorne, that's okay.
Re: also
Date: 2007-11-25 11:35 pm (UTC)...this sounds cracky. In a good way. *g*
I know this might get me thrown out of the fandom, but I've never been a huge McKay/Sheppard fan. Don't hate me!
Re: also
Date: 2007-11-26 02:15 am (UTC)There's no hating. :-) You've demonstrated the awesome power of Lorne enough that I think it's okay. And since I've managed to (nearly) get over my massive crush on David Hewlett ... no, wait, that's just not true.
Re: also
Date: 2007-11-28 12:39 am (UTC)OH, I like McKay. I just like him with other people besides Sheppard. Like Lorne!
Re: also
Date: 2007-12-20 04:44 am (UTC)(Christmas is turning my brain to mush.)
Re: also
Date: 2007-12-22 03:33 pm (UTC)Seriously! I feel like I've been pretty mush-brained for the last month or so.
Re: also
Date: 2007-12-29 06:07 am (UTC)I don't know what's wrong with this program, but apparently it likes me lonely and not conversing.
Mush brain. Yes. Mine is. I'll be glad when January arrives, even though January in Toronto is rainy and windy, or snowy and mushy, and neither is particularly fun.
Re: also
Date: 2007-12-29 01:30 pm (UTC)Re: also
Date: 2007-12-30 04:16 am (UTC)Re: also
Date: 2007-12-30 08:39 pm (UTC)