Seriously, going straight to hell.

[merrily]

mklutz said fandom could persuade her into Sherlock Holmes RPF in an instant. Tragically, it's taken me 23 hours since she said that to come up with a rec list.

I'M SORRY, EM. I WON'T FAIL YOU AGAIN.

Also, I had to read through everything on the sherlockkink comm in order to make this list. It was a horrible burden. I hope y'all appreciate the things I do for you.


Anonymous wrote the wee snippet Not In The Script over at the Holmes RPF comm request meme, in order to answer the question, how much of teh gay was in the script to start with? It is an important question, one which deserves fannish answers.

Autumn (autumns_fics) wrote Powers of Persuasion, in which RDJ thinks that he & Jude should make out a little. Jude protests, weakly. Oh Jude. *shakes head* You can't fight the charm of RDJ, you really can't.

cesare wrote Slack, where RDJ takes off the corset Jude wears to help him fit into his costume. That's right, I said corset.

Kit (auctorial) wrote These Stolen Moments, in which Jude longs for his costar. LONGS WITH LONGING. Fortunately, Robert likes him back, and also has a very understanding wife. (I feel this part is probably canon. You cannot be married to RDJ and not have some kind of Understanding re lovers.) The line that encompasses it all: Jude wonders absently why 65% of his time around Robert seems to be spent up against walls.

She also wrote Superheroes, wherein RDJ has a thing for Jude's feet, and it is HELLA HOT. HELLA. HOT. LIKE BURNING. *fans self* *friends auctorial*

kohl_eyed wrote Get That Thing Out Of My Face, for the RPF Kink Meme, in which RDJ accidentally yells out the wrong name during sex. PWP with excellent in-character RDJ redonkulousness. (NC-17, obvs.)

Nakanna Lee (nakannalee) killed me with Miss You, a short ficlet where Jude calls RDJ en route to work, and RDJ starts saying extremely inappropriate things. As he would. Pitch-perfect voices.

IN CONCLUSION:

(If the embed isn't working, you can watch Jude Law read the lyrics to Poker Face here on YouTube.)

[And if you can't see this embed, it's RDJ mouthing the words to Elton John's "I Want Love" (why is he doing that? I don't know), and the vid is here on YouTube.]