This is what I think is a productive use of my vacation time. :-)
I'm grateful for the rec lists that propelled me into fandom, since this is the internets and it's difficult to filter out crap. I figured it was time that I returned the favour. Thus, I've compiled a list of my favourite fics in this category. I’ve tried hard not to repeat other people’s rec lists, but there’s some overlap because there are stories just too awesome not to mention.
Please pay attention to ratings, and don’t read the R or NC-17 stuff if you aren’t of age.
I’ve used authors’ own summaries and ratings where available. When they weren’t (or if they were exceptionally vague), I tried to create appropriate ones. I’ve based my categories on the breakdown
musesfool used in her own recc list, because it is sensible and useful.
All links valid when posted. Please comment if you find anything that’s not working.
Also, this is a WiP, since I feel that's the only sensible tack to take with rec lists. I will add pieces of awesomeness as I find them. I apologize for the extreme slimness of some of the categories. Most of the Lie Low at Lupins stuff I have read and loved has already been recc'd vigorously by others, and I get all weepy with the Sirius in Azkaban/ Remus' Lost Years pieces.
merrilily's Ever-expanding Remus/Sirius Rec List
You Might As Well Just Read Everything These People Write Because I Don't Want To List All The Millions of Fics They've Written, although I might put in some of my favourites
kabeyk
Librae
Nellie Darlin' (
ficsbynell)
penknife, who has a separate HP fanfic masterlist here
Sam Vimes/
copperbadge (fic lj here)
Shanalle
Victoria P. (
musesfool)
MWPP, Hogwarts
The Way It Started by
copperbadge (1 of 5 ways Sirius, Remus and James never had sex with each other)
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “The next morning James says to him, ‘D'you think Moony'd let me –‘ Before he can finish, Sirius is nodding and answering, ‘But only if I'm along.’”
What You Wanted by
copperbadge
Genre: First-time, romance
Rating: R
Summary: Remus is despondent about NEWTs, and Sirius offers a sweet bribe.
The Wolf Who Cried Boy by
fleshdress
Genre: Angst
Rating:: PG
Summary: Sirius is an oblivious git, he really is. (There's a lovely little sequel, too.)
The Black (Satin) Sheep by
fleshdress
Genre: Smuttiness!
Rating: R
Summary: Beware of the dog, especially when he’s wearing black satin knickers
The Middle Man by
kabeyk
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One day, Sirius notices how attractive Remus’ girlfriend is. [
merrilily adds: this is scorchingly frikkin’ hot. Be warned! NWS!]
Remus Lupin's Unofficial List of Things by
kabeyk
Genre: Drama
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Request was First time, UST that finally... explodes. Sirius is desparate, Remus is a cocky bastard, and Hogwarts sees a lot of mayhem.
Last Year by
penknife
Genre: conversational
Rating: PG
Summary: Autumn, and the future seems promising and delicious
Steam Rising by
rynne
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius is going to seduce Remus. And yes, it’s going to be that simple.
All I Want For Christmas by
shaggydogstail
Genre: Fluff
Rating: R
Prompt: “Marauders Era, James is FINALLY dating Lily, begs the other Marauders for help buying a Christmas gift, Remus and Sirius discover that they love each other because of something said during the shopping trip(s), extra hugs for a slightly annoying Peter suggesting really bad gifts”
Sharing by
shaggydogstail
Genre: Romance
Rating: R
Summary: James learns to share nicely
Sirius’ Epic Verse, in five parts (so far) by
shaggydogstail
Conkers Are Bonkers: The Poetry of Sirius Black
The International Babel Fish Edition
More of Sirius’ Poetry
Still More
Final Installment (so far)
Genre: Humour
Rating: from PWP to PG-13. Jus' don't read if you're under 17, okay?
Summary: Sirius discovers he has a Gift. If only everyone else would agree.
The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber by
sheafrotherdon
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A lovesick Sirius is a desperate thing, and Remus Lupin insists on being oblivious. [
merrilily adds, and Sirius’ lists are the most awesome thing ever.]
Burns Night by
thistlerose
Genre: Humour, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blackmail, kilts, food art, public sex, and poetry. Some national holidays are more fun than others.
MWPP, post-Hogwarts
Riding Lessons by Casira
Genre: PWP (first-time)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus has never been comfortable in flight. Sirius, now that he's got his bike, decides to give him some lessons....
One is for You by
phineasjones
Genre: Angst/Romance
Rating: G
Summary: Sirius followed bad advice, and now misses Remus like mad.
If It’s Us by
copperbadge
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One of five ways Sirius, Remus and James never had sex with each other
Registration by
copperbadge
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Your name was down for Hogwarts before you were born.” The Marauders, sans James, wait in line on Registration Day to make sure Potter Junior is put on the roster. Sirius does not wait well.
Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox by
sheafrotherdon
Genre: Humour/Romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus is sick, and Sirius is nursemaid. Imagine...
Every Sunday Should be Like This by
sheafrotherdon
Genre: Heart-breaking fluff
Rating: M (? I don’t understand skyehawke ratings)
Summary: A Post-Hogwarts Day in the Life featuring burned toast, parks, mud, kisses, rain, noodle-spotting, and of course, a little sex.
Sirius in Azkaban/ Remus’ Lost Years
Breathe Out Anger by
penknife
Genre: Angst
Rating: PG
Summary: Life has crumbled, and Remus must find a way to make it through, without answers.
Lie Low At Lupins
All Souls Day by
phineasjones
Genre: Angst/Romance
Rating: PG
Summary: Remus waits. Sirius returns.
Post-Azkaban (GoF)
Accio Bananas! By Lupin’s Little Sister
Genre: Humour
Rating: R
Summary: Hermione and Ginny have a question. Sirius and Remus agree to answer.
Ephemeris by
penknife
Genre: Drama/Romance/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus knows this isn't a good idea, but he's not sure he cares.
Posterity by
penknife
Genre: pillow-talk
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus & Sirius talk about Harry and the lives they never wanted
Post-OoTP
Mapmakers (Making Moony Laugh: The Suicide is Painless Remix) by Casira
Genre: Angst
Rating: R
Summary: Discovering just who Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are brings up even more questions for Fred -- and when fate takes another of them away, it's time to go back to the source for some answers.
Bring Back Black
Consequences of Being Legally Dead by Erin Diehl
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Spontaneous Death Reversal was completely unheard of, at least until this cloudy day in mid-2004 when an eight-year-dead Sirius Black begins banging on the long-ago locked door of the old Department of Mysteries.
Happenings of a Rainy Day by Jen
Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hermione realizes, 6 years after Sirius falls through the veil, that she can bring him back. So she does.
These Feet, They Walk Me Back To You by
luzdeestrellas
Genre: drama/romance/angst
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "There have been three candles lit for you and three solemnly repeated prayers for your return," the voice says. "In light of the fact that you are not dead but between worlds, and the fact that you refuse to accept your position, it is still possible for such a request to be granted. Fix the mistake that damned you in the world that could have been, and you may return."
Alive by Sam Vimes
Genre: Romance/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I love this story because Sam took the time to do it right. It’s the best Bring Back Black story I’ve read.
Spans All Eras
Gerontophilia by
fleshdress
Genre: Romance
Rating: Dodgy/PG-13
Summary: Gerontophilia - attraction to a partner whose age is that of different generation [
merrilily adds, just trust me. It's beautiful.]
Accidentally in Love by LupinsLittleSister (novel-length)
Genre: Action/Romance
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius and Remus both had their own reasons for never falling in love. But since when does love listen to reason?
Cate (
sheafrotherdon) ’s awesome trilogy of Remus/Sirius Christmas stories
2 Wizards, 1 Gift & A Duck-billed Platypus
Genre: Fluff
Rating: G
Summary: “I want to go to a Muggle toy store!” Remus, Sirius, and eight hours of trying to shop for a present for Harry’s first Christmas.
Followed by
Light Amid Darkness
Genre: Fluff
Rating: PG-13 (for innuendo)
Summary: Post-Azkaban, @ 12 Grimmauld, Remus & Sirius reminisce about Harry’s first Christmas
and then by
One Werewolf, A Boy and A Ghost
Genre: heart-breaky!
Rating: G
Summary: Harry tells Remus what he remembers
Lord of Misrule by
musesfool
Genre: Romance
Rating: R
Summary: In which Harry finds out, Remus reminisces, and Sirius gets caught up in the holiday spirit.
AU
All Dogs Go by Kimiko
Genre: heart-breaky awesomeness
Rating: G
Summary: They really, really do.
Five Small Words by Mousapelli
Genre: drama
Rating: PG-13
Summary: On 10/31/81, Sirius makes a chance confession that may save them both if Remus gets his act together.
25 Stories Penknife Never Wrote About The Marauders
Genre: Silliness
Rating: PG-13
Summary: see title
Commentary for this story here: http://penknife.livejournal.com/212004.html
Five Things That Never Happened to Remus Lupin & Sirius Black by
penknife
Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: see title
What if HP AU was a Bayeux Tapestry? By
prillalar
The Moon's Significant Tremble by
setissma
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius and Remus, in an alternate, non-magic universe, meet on a train. Remus almost steals Sirius’ watch, Sirius almost doesn’t ‘phone Remus, but the universe makes things work out.
Collar-fic
The Collar by
fandom_pillory
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “It was leather. Or a good imitation. It had a steel d-ring attached, probably for a leash. It was black. It was tight against his throat. It was possibly the most breath-catchingly sexy thing Remus had ever seen.”
Collared by Casira
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus discovers some of the more interesting properties of that collar Sirius has been wearing.....
The Latest Fashion, Old Boy by
_riz
Genre: PWP
Rating: R
Summary: “Oh, all right, enough ,” Remus hisses. “I’m going to sleep. Now. All right? Sleeping. Now out of my bed, you mangy creature.” His mouth curves into a barely suppressed grin as he slips a finger beneath Sirius’s collar and pulls.
I'm grateful for the rec lists that propelled me into fandom, since this is the internets and it's difficult to filter out crap. I figured it was time that I returned the favour. Thus, I've compiled a list of my favourite fics in this category. I’ve tried hard not to repeat other people’s rec lists, but there’s some overlap because there are stories just too awesome not to mention.
Please pay attention to ratings, and don’t read the R or NC-17 stuff if you aren’t of age.
I’ve used authors’ own summaries and ratings where available. When they weren’t (or if they were exceptionally vague), I tried to create appropriate ones. I’ve based my categories on the breakdown
All links valid when posted. Please comment if you find anything that’s not working.
Also, this is a WiP, since I feel that's the only sensible tack to take with rec lists. I will add pieces of awesomeness as I find them. I apologize for the extreme slimness of some of the categories. Most of the Lie Low at Lupins stuff I have read and loved has already been recc'd vigorously by others, and I get all weepy with the Sirius in Azkaban/ Remus' Lost Years pieces.
You Might As Well Just Read Everything These People Write Because I Don't Want To List All The Millions of Fics They've Written, although I might put in some of my favourites
Librae
Nellie Darlin' (
Sam Vimes/
Shanalle
Victoria P. (
MWPP, Hogwarts
The Way It Started by
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “The next morning James says to him, ‘D'you think Moony'd let me –‘ Before he can finish, Sirius is nodding and answering, ‘But only if I'm along.’”
What You Wanted by
Genre: First-time, romance
Rating: R
Summary: Remus is despondent about NEWTs, and Sirius offers a sweet bribe.
The Wolf Who Cried Boy by
Genre: Angst
Rating:: PG
Summary: Sirius is an oblivious git, he really is. (There's a lovely little sequel, too.)
The Black (Satin) Sheep by
Genre: Smuttiness!
Rating: R
Summary: Beware of the dog, especially when he’s wearing black satin knickers
The Middle Man by
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One day, Sirius notices how attractive Remus’ girlfriend is. [
Remus Lupin's Unofficial List of Things by
Genre: Drama
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Request was First time, UST that finally... explodes. Sirius is desparate, Remus is a cocky bastard, and Hogwarts sees a lot of mayhem.
Last Year by
Genre: conversational
Rating: PG
Summary: Autumn, and the future seems promising and delicious
Steam Rising by
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius is going to seduce Remus. And yes, it’s going to be that simple.
All I Want For Christmas by
Genre: Fluff
Rating: R
Prompt: “Marauders Era, James is FINALLY dating Lily, begs the other Marauders for help buying a Christmas gift, Remus and Sirius discover that they love each other because of something said during the shopping trip(s), extra hugs for a slightly annoying Peter suggesting really bad gifts”
Sharing by
Genre: Romance
Rating: R
Summary: James learns to share nicely
Sirius’ Epic Verse, in five parts (so far) by
Conkers Are Bonkers: The Poetry of Sirius Black
The International Babel Fish Edition
More of Sirius’ Poetry
Still More
Final Installment (so far)
Genre: Humour
Rating: from PWP to PG-13. Jus' don't read if you're under 17, okay?
Summary: Sirius discovers he has a Gift. If only everyone else would agree.
The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber by
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A lovesick Sirius is a desperate thing, and Remus Lupin insists on being oblivious. [
Burns Night by
Genre: Humour, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blackmail, kilts, food art, public sex, and poetry. Some national holidays are more fun than others.
MWPP, post-Hogwarts
Riding Lessons by Casira
Genre: PWP (first-time)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus has never been comfortable in flight. Sirius, now that he's got his bike, decides to give him some lessons....
One is for You by
Genre: Angst/Romance
Rating: G
Summary: Sirius followed bad advice, and now misses Remus like mad.
If It’s Us by
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One of five ways Sirius, Remus and James never had sex with each other
Registration by
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “Your name was down for Hogwarts before you were born.” The Marauders, sans James, wait in line on Registration Day to make sure Potter Junior is put on the roster. Sirius does not wait well.
Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox by
Genre: Humour/Romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus is sick, and Sirius is nursemaid. Imagine...
Every Sunday Should be Like This by
Genre: Heart-breaking fluff
Rating: M (? I don’t understand skyehawke ratings)
Summary: A Post-Hogwarts Day in the Life featuring burned toast, parks, mud, kisses, rain, noodle-spotting, and of course, a little sex.
Sirius in Azkaban/ Remus’ Lost Years
Breathe Out Anger by
Genre: Angst
Rating: PG
Summary: Life has crumbled, and Remus must find a way to make it through, without answers.
Lie Low At Lupins
All Souls Day by
Genre: Angst/Romance
Rating: PG
Summary: Remus waits. Sirius returns.
Post-Azkaban (GoF)
Accio Bananas! By Lupin’s Little Sister
Genre: Humour
Rating: R
Summary: Hermione and Ginny have a question. Sirius and Remus agree to answer.
Ephemeris by
Genre: Drama/Romance/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus knows this isn't a good idea, but he's not sure he cares.
Posterity by
Genre: pillow-talk
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Remus & Sirius talk about Harry and the lives they never wanted
Post-OoTP
Mapmakers (Making Moony Laugh: The Suicide is Painless Remix) by Casira
Genre: Angst
Rating: R
Summary: Discovering just who Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are brings up even more questions for Fred -- and when fate takes another of them away, it's time to go back to the source for some answers.
Bring Back Black
Consequences of Being Legally Dead by Erin Diehl
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Spontaneous Death Reversal was completely unheard of, at least until this cloudy day in mid-2004 when an eight-year-dead Sirius Black begins banging on the long-ago locked door of the old Department of Mysteries.
Happenings of a Rainy Day by Jen
Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Hermione realizes, 6 years after Sirius falls through the veil, that she can bring him back. So she does.
These Feet, They Walk Me Back To You by
Genre: drama/romance/angst
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "There have been three candles lit for you and three solemnly repeated prayers for your return," the voice says. "In light of the fact that you are not dead but between worlds, and the fact that you refuse to accept your position, it is still possible for such a request to be granted. Fix the mistake that damned you in the world that could have been, and you may return."
Alive by Sam Vimes
Genre: Romance/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: I love this story because Sam took the time to do it right. It’s the best Bring Back Black story I’ve read.
Spans All Eras
Gerontophilia by
Genre: Romance
Rating: Dodgy/PG-13
Summary: Gerontophilia - attraction to a partner whose age is that of different generation [
Accidentally in Love by LupinsLittleSister (novel-length)
Genre: Action/Romance
Rating: R
Summary: Sirius and Remus both had their own reasons for never falling in love. But since when does love listen to reason?
Cate (
2 Wizards, 1 Gift & A Duck-billed Platypus
Genre: Fluff
Rating: G
Summary: “I want to go to a Muggle toy store!” Remus, Sirius, and eight hours of trying to shop for a present for Harry’s first Christmas.
Followed by
Light Amid Darkness
Genre: Fluff
Rating: PG-13 (for innuendo)
Summary: Post-Azkaban, @ 12 Grimmauld, Remus & Sirius reminisce about Harry’s first Christmas
and then by
One Werewolf, A Boy and A Ghost
Genre: heart-breaky!
Rating: G
Summary: Harry tells Remus what he remembers
Lord of Misrule by
Genre: Romance
Rating: R
Summary: In which Harry finds out, Remus reminisces, and Sirius gets caught up in the holiday spirit.
AU
All Dogs Go by Kimiko
Genre: heart-breaky awesomeness
Rating: G
Summary: They really, really do.
Five Small Words by Mousapelli
Genre: drama
Rating: PG-13
Summary: On 10/31/81, Sirius makes a chance confession that may save them both if Remus gets his act together.
25 Stories Penknife Never Wrote About The Marauders
Genre: Silliness
Rating: PG-13
Summary: see title
Commentary for this story here: http://penknife.livejournal.com/212004.html
Five Things That Never Happened to Remus Lupin & Sirius Black by
Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: NC-17
Summary: see title
What if HP AU was a Bayeux Tapestry? By
The Moon's Significant Tremble by
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius and Remus, in an alternate, non-magic universe, meet on a train. Remus almost steals Sirius’ watch, Sirius almost doesn’t ‘phone Remus, but the universe makes things work out.
Collar-fic
The Collar by
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: “It was leather. Or a good imitation. It had a steel d-ring attached, probably for a leash. It was black. It was tight against his throat. It was possibly the most breath-catchingly sexy thing Remus had ever seen.”
Collared by Casira
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Remus discovers some of the more interesting properties of that collar Sirius has been wearing.....
The Latest Fashion, Old Boy by
Genre: PWP
Rating: R
Summary: “Oh, all right, enough ,” Remus hisses. “I’m going to sleep. Now. All right? Sleeping. Now out of my bed, you mangy creature.” His mouth curves into a barely suppressed grin as he slips a finger beneath Sirius’s collar and pulls.