Punk-Ass Book Jockey

Have you guys noticed how the pap seemed to have stopped following Chris Pine around?

On one hand, yes, he seems to mostly do things like go to the coffee shop, acting class and out for runs. Yes, that's boring; yes, he deserves his privacy.

On the other hand, I WILL CLICK ON THOSE PICTURES.

Secondly, I keep thinking about how much I want to see some het fic featuring Bones. (McCoy, not Temperance Brennan.) Except I have no woman to pair him with! He & Uhura would be like oil & water; he'd have no patience with Gaila. I just think McCoy needs some female energy in his life, okay? I think he secretly wants to be tender but feels it isn't appropriate with the menfolk in his life. It's appropriate with his kid, but she's not around.

It's making me want a Firefly/STXI reboot so I can pair him with Kaylee, because she's already pretty good at making cranky men happy.

Thirdly, I still have SG1: S3 & 4 sitting on my shelf, waiting to be watched, but dear god, even the constant porn faces Daniel makes aren't saving the series from the totally ridiculous plots.

I've been reading through synecdochic's backlist, and dear god. If only I didn't have to do stuff like work. Or sleep.