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Apr. 26th, 2006 02:20 amIn the new Found book, there are a bunch of letters to Adam Sandler which got sent to the wrong guy (same name, lives in Sandler's hometown), and OMFG, they cured me of ever writing fan mail. Again, I mean.
I've only done it once ... three months ago, and my co-worker/writer of gay sex extraordinaire (he's in the Canadian Book of Lists list re: most memorable sex scenes in CanLit!) did too, albeit to someone else much more worthy of slathering fandom. Ergo, D and I now regularly bitch about how we knew that we couldn't write letters requesting any kind of attention back., but that doesn't make it any better that they didn't reply.
I mean, we both sent them books. Doesn't that warrant a thank-you? Or, for D, a "OMG, this is great, let's make it into a movie starring me!"
I'm conflicted. But I don't really have any aspirations to be a starfucker, so it's just as well that my pouty Canadian celeb hasn't called.
Damnit.
I've only done it once ... three months ago, and my co-worker/writer of gay sex extraordinaire (he's in the Canadian Book of Lists list re: most memorable sex scenes in CanLit!) did too, albeit to someone else much more worthy of slathering fandom. Ergo, D and I now regularly bitch about how we knew that we couldn't write letters requesting any kind of attention back., but that doesn't make it any better that they didn't reply.
I mean, we both sent them books. Doesn't that warrant a thank-you? Or, for D, a "OMG, this is great, let's make it into a movie starring me!"
I'm conflicted. But I don't really have any aspirations to be a starfucker, so it's just as well that my pouty Canadian celeb hasn't called.
Damnit.