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Things that housing ads I've seen today said:

  • Clean roommate wanted. Just, what? Are they going to be looking under my ears?

  • Roommate wanted for clean woman. This one's odder, since it sounds like the tenant's saying she has no STDs.

  • Suite has classic hardwood floors. (picture attached showing parquet flooring)

  • You'll Love the Location! But the space itself is kind of crap.

  • Located in trendy Parkdale. Yeah. Parkdale. Home to the trends of 'unemployment insurance,' 'chain-smoking,' 'dollar stores,' 'cockroaches,' and 'crack whores.'

  • Men Preferred. I don't understand this one. I understood it less when the room in question was decorated in unicorns.

  • Gals Preferred. Should we be golden, too?
  • (no subject)

    Date: 2007-09-27 01:21 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile]

    I feel for you. I really do.

    (no subject)

    Date: 2007-09-27 12:25 pm (UTC)
    From: [identity profile]
    Thank you. And thanks for passing on that ad. I'm trying to avoid living in a basement again, but there may come a point! At least they didn't say they wanted "a classic clean gal."


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