dirty girls go elsewhere

[merrily]

Things that housing ads I've seen today said:

Clean roommate wanted. Just, what? Are they going to be looking under my ears?

Roommate wanted for clean woman. This one's odder, since it sounds like the tenant's saying she has no STDs.

Suite has classic hardwood floors. (picture attached showing parquet flooring)

You'll Love the Location! But the space itself is kind of crap.

Located in trendy Parkdale. Yeah. Parkdale. Home to the trends of 'unemployment insurance,' 'chain-smoking,' 'dollar stores,' 'cockroaches,' and 'crack whores.'

Men Preferred. I don't understand this one. I understood it less when the room in question was decorated in unicorns.

Gals Preferred. Should we be golden, too?

Comments

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I feel for you. I really do.

[merrilily.livejournal.com]

Thank you. And thanks for passing on that ad. I'm trying to avoid living in a basement again, but there may come a point! At least they didn't say they wanted "a classic clean gal."